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The results of the July 2006 Louisiana bar examination are in, and once again, The Weathers Report is sponsoring the biannual unsuccessful applicants’ Best Fictional Names contest. Last exam’s winner was Hope I. Pass, who evidently did pass on the second go-around. Congrats Hope!

For the uninitiated, the bar examiners require applicants to use fictional names and letter-number combinations so that the test can be graded anonymously.  Although the examiners release the names of the successful applicants, they protect the privacy of those who conditioned or failed the bar by giving out only the fictional identifiers. Here are winners of The Weathers Report’s Fall 2006 Best Fictional Names contest:

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Readi Toserve, PJ-326 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Evidently not quite ready.

Katrina Victim, GL-333 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .No excuse.

You Wont SeeThis, YS-737 . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wanna bet?

Dick Johnson, PL-510 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Middle name “Peter”

Matthew Fox, AD-307 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .”Lost” on the exam, too.

Cannon Ballrun, CA-123 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Cannon Ballrun II coming soon.

Elle Woods, TN-686 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Legally blonde ≠ legally proficient

Elle Woods, AM-032 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ditto.

Congrats also to the students of LSU Law School, which led all schools with a 91 percent passage rate. Way to geaux!

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